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[Post Game Thread] The Boston Celtics (4-3) advance to the Eastern Conference Finals and blow out the Philadelphia 76ers (3-4) 112 - 88 in game 7
【赛后贴】凯尔特人112-88轻取76人，拿下抢七大战进入东部决赛。
双方球员数据：
凯尔特人（4-3）：塔图姆28投17中，三分10中6砍下51分13篮板5助攻2抢断，杰伦-布朗25分6篮板2助攻2断2帽，霍福德6分10篮板3助攻2断2帽，罗威6分5篮板，斯玛特7分4篮板4助攻，布罗格登12分2篮板2助攻，德里克-怀特3分
76人（3-4）：恩比德18投5中15分8篮板2帽，哈登11投3中9分6篮板7助攻2断1帽，哈里斯19分5篮板，塔克11分，马克西17分3篮板4助攻，梅尔顿7分5篮板2帽，里德2分6篮板，豪斯4分2篮板，斯普林格4分
[–]TimberwolvesSemataryPolka 7293 points 2 hours ago
And with this loss, the Minnesota Timberwolves have still been to the conference finals more recently than the Philadelphia 76ers
森林狼球迷：这次抢七大战失利后，76人未闯入分区决赛的年头比森林狼还要长。相关阅读>>>连续22年没进东决！76人上次打进东决还是艾弗森带队的2001年(注：森林狼上次进西部决赛是2004年。)
[–][BOS] Avery Bradleyjeffgreenfan 1829 points 2 hours ago
Damn, everyone piling on the Sixers now
凯尔特人球迷：好家伙，大家伙都在盯着76人呢。
[–]jackgap 2124 points 2 hours ago
We officially have a rematch of the Bubble conference finals: Lakers vs. Nuggets and Celtics vs. Heat.
球迷：泡泡园区的分区决赛再度上演：湖人VS掘金，凯尔特人VS热火。
[–]carlosdad_42069 976 points 2 hours ago
Do over with crowds this time fr
球迷：这次现场有真正的球迷啦。
[–]Pelicansmadamsquirrel7 2296 points 2 hours ago
James Harden in 40 minutes of playing time:
3-11 FG, 1-5 3PT, 5 TO, 9 PTS
-30
鹈鹕球迷：詹姆斯-哈登出战40分钟
全场11投3中，三分5中1，5次失误，得到9分。
正负值-30
[–]Celticselcapitandemundo 1377 points 2 hours ago*
he really flew John Hao out to watch that live smh
凯尔特人球迷：他居然让约翰-郝大老远飞来现场受折磨。相关新闻>>>幸运符！G7赛前热身环节 哈登与枪击案幸存中国留学生击拳互动
[–]CelticsDJRyGuy20 556 points 2 hours ago
Hao to Harden after the game: “I’ve been through some tragic shit, but that was ridiculous.”
凯尔特人球迷：郝赛后跟哈登说：“我经历过一些悲惨的事情，但你这表现也太离谱了。”
[–]ThunderBino19 198 points 2 hours ago
Harden with his usual elimination game stats
雷霆球迷：哈登打出淘汰赛的经典数据。
[–]WarriorsBalls_of_Adamanthium 4684 points 2 hours ago
Harden and Embiid disasterclass 8-29 combined yikes. This is r/denvernuggets Christmas.
勇士球迷：哈登和恩比德一共29投8中，灾难级的表现，今天掘金球迷过年了。
[–]RaptorsBail____ 256 points 2 hours ago
They told me Jokic defence was ass
They told me Jokic would be put in PnRs
They told me advanced stats are for nerds but constantly used them to prop up Embiid.
How will they respond now?
Embiid offered minimal resistance on defence today
Embiid was put in to PnRs
Embiid didn’t meet the advanced stats like they said he would.
Man i feel like Thanos rn smiling in the garden after he used the infinity stones
猛龙球迷：他们都说约基奇压根没防守。
他们都说约基奇防挡拆会被玩死。
他们告诉我高阶数据都是给球盲看的，但却一直用来给恩比德造势。
他们该做何回应？
恩比德今天在防守端毫无作为。
恩比德一防挡拆就被对手得分。
恩比德的高阶数据完全没达到预期。
我实在是绷不住了，让我一个人乐一会。
[–][SEA] Kevin DurantQuil0n 2839 points 2 hours ago*
Summary:
Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Missed due to referees (Eric Lewis is biased).
Shots 10-11: Very close, but Al Horford’s defense makes these reasonable misses.
Shot 12: Likely didn"t actually shoot because Embiid already gave up.
KD球迷：赛后总结
前五投就是没投进。
第6-9投：因为裁判没进。（刘易斯哨子有点争议。）
第10-11投：差一点，但是霍福德的防守造成了足够的干扰。
第12投：压根就不可能进，因为恩比德已经放弃了。
[–]Bullssnowcone_wars 77 points 2 hours ago
MFW more turnovers than made baskets.
公牛球迷：两个巨星失误数比进球数还多。相关新闻>>>这...哈登&恩比德G7共进8球 出现9次失误
[–]Knicksnoahjdengler 517 points 2 hours ago
league mvp really had 0 great games the entire playoff run
the process is dead
尼克斯球迷：联盟MVP整个季后赛之旅没打过一场好球。
大帝创业未半而中道崩殂。
[–]NBAblindbutchy 2369 points 2 hours ago
Jayson Tatum’s performance is going to overshadow everything, and rightfully so. But I just want to take a second to appreciate, while I still can, the absolutely vintage game 7 performance from Harden and Doc Rivers.
球迷：塔图姆的表现会让人们忘记其他的一切，这是理所当然的。但我还要在百忙之中，抽出几秒钟赞扬一下——里弗斯和哈登绝对经典的抢七表现。
相关新闻>>>恩比德：篮球是5V5比赛 我一个人赢不了&光靠我和哈登也不行
[–]LakersHarleytk24 1654 points an hour ago
Wait, you two played like shit
湖人球迷：等等，你两打得跟屎一样。
[–]sidighjd 466 points an hour ago*
Harden and Embiid combined in game 7:
24 Points 9 Turnovers
8/29 from the field (27.5 FG%)
1/9 from 3 (11.1 3P%)
37 TS%
球迷：恩比德和哈登在抢七大战合砍：
24分9失误
投篮29投8中，命中率27.5%
三分9中1，命中率11.1%
真实命中率37%
[–]PAWGle_the_lesser 235 points an hour ago
That’s a Houston Harden elimination game performance
球迷：火箭登面临淘汰时就是这种发挥。
[–]RaptorsCheechers23 761 points an hour ago*
There is no fucking way he said this after the game he just had. No fucking shot.
EDIT: Here’s the video
猛龙球迷：他打成这样，居然在赛后说出这种话，绝对不可能。
补充：视频里他确实说了。
[–]ThunderBBallHunter 593 points an hour ago
Bro just threw the entire team bar Harden under the bus lol.
雷霆球迷：恩比德这是把除哈登以外的所有人赶下了巴士。
[–]WarriorsNotUrAvgShitposter 314 points an hour ago
He had to exempt Harden. The 40 bombs saved this dude from a sweep
勇士球迷：他不得不豁免哈登，要不是哈登多次砍下40+，他们就被横扫了。
爸爸与儿子分享比赛瞬间，太美好了
[–]BullsOhiOstas 326 points an hour ago
Doc has taught him well
公牛球迷：里弗斯教得好。
[–]NBAForoaKlanD 63 points an hour ago
Embiid doesn"t even have the right to say this lol
Harden I get since he got them a win single handedly game 1 and did all the heavy lifting in game 4. What the fuck did Embiid provide for him to throw everyone under the bus? Dude was arguably the biggest reason reason they didn"t win this series, not fucking Maxey or Harris lmao
MVPity
球迷：恩比德压根就没资格说这种话。
哈登凭借一己之力拿下G1，然后在G4再次Carry全队战胜绿军。恩比德为哈登给予什么帮助了？就这样抱怨队友？恩比德可以说是76人输掉系列赛最大得原因，根本就与马克西或者托哈无关。
MVP？就一杯具。
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